Why is it that American accents aren’t hot but when a British guy fakes an American accent and it sound real it’s really hot?
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
When I was in 3rd grade, I said “damn” and the teacher heard me, so I told her I was doing a project on beavers, but I kind of freaked out that she would find out I was lying, so I actually made a diorama about a beaver dam just so no one would know I swore.
Did anyone else read this in Macklemore’s voice?
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
"i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar